Shiver Me Timbers!

Arrr, I were so busy putting together this here Brick Steele skit thing that I completely missed out on Talk Like A Pirate Day, may my bones rot in Davy Jones' Locker! But at least I had the good sense to ask me parrot friend to look up me Official Pirate Name:

Your pirate name is:
Captain Sam Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Who be I to argue with such wisdom? Arrrr!