Countries Where Gay Marriage is Legal

Curiously, none of these countries have a) fallen into a black hole, b) been swallowed by Satan, c) are renowned for having lower morals than any other country or d) seem to have any problems or social ills related to letting gays marry. Hmm. Interesting.

EDIT: It's been brought to my attention that a few countries that allow “civil unions” (notably England) aren’t on the list. That’s because “civil unions” are a “separate but (sometimes not very) equal” solution and we all know how well those work out.

The mistake, in my opinion, was ever having a government-sanctioned “marriage” in the first place, as it was and is an example of government endorsement of religion.