Okay, so now naturally you’re not even remotely interested in hosting one of these, even if you do score a free copy of Win 7 Ultimate (not that you can’t do that without hosting a party if you catch my drift and I’m sure you do). But what if some loser invites you to a Windows 7 Launch Party? You’ll need a set of sure-fire excuses to avoid becoming an outsider to even your outsider friends. Luckily, a fellow who goes by the handle “markceltic” on EhMac.ca has provided us all with a list:
- I’ve got to work the drive-thru that night.
- I’d love to come, but I heard there is going to be Windows there.
- Feeling too antisocial to come to a computer party.
- My ISP’s relay forgot to pay their modem line's phone bill, evite got delayed.
- Found out Windows 7 not available on 5.25" floppy.
- I’ll be over as soon as I shut down my laptop. XP still has 72 updates to go.
- I was going to come to your party, but then I got high. I still have XP and I know why, yeah yeah, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
- Didn’t realize you needed to own a computer to use Windows 7.
- I was going to come to your launch party, but then a girl called.
- Thunderbird on Ubuntu sent your evite into the spam folder because it said, “windows 7 party.”
- Bing gave me the wrong directions.
- MS-BOB not compatible with Windows 7. Not interested.
- Needs more than 640k ram, which is more than I was told I would ever need.
- Sorry, my guild has a raid.
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