I Am Time's Person of the Year!

Yes, specifically me.

Of course, by "me," I mean "all the people who have participated in, and benefited from, the internet's self-publishing capabilities."

I've been alive for a while now, and I took a quick tour through the previous "Person/Thing of the Year" awards to be sure, but I think I can say with confidence that this year's award is the lamest in their history. The malaise of lazy journalism is complete.