Assault Weapons Ban Lapses Thanks to Bush

I saw this in the comments at Eschaton, and it seems pithy enough to me:

Burning the American flag: Riots in the streets! Insurrection! The families of our nation mocked!

Assault weapons: Hey. Ain't no thing.

Gay marriage: Riots in the streets! Insurrection! The families of our nation mocked!

And so forth.