Arrr! It Be Talk Like a Pirate Day, Mateys

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Before'n'ye go any further, ye must find out all out Talk Like A Pirate Day and (of course) find out your Pirate Name:

Your pirate name is:

Black Sam Read

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Let's face it, me hearties ... the Internet's got no holidays it can call it's own. So we hijack the silliest thing we can come up with, plant the Skull n Crossbones and claim her as our own! Who's with me? Arrr!