Geek Laff of the WeekFirst, read this exercise-in-bullshitting interview with Ted Waitt of the floundering Gateway (who's stock price is "well off it's 52-week high of $4.50.").
Then read this side-splitting "Sodium Pentathol" version of the article in the comments. Man, I needed a laugh that deep and long after all the death this week.
Thanks, Harvey Birdman, whoever you are.